"He Rode The Fast Lane On The Road To Nowhere."

"M*A*S*H Gives a D*A*M*N."

"From the book that couldn't be written comes the motion picture that couldn't be made!"

"Being the adventures of a young man whose principal interests are rape, ultra-violence and Beethoven."

"You don't assign him to murder cases. You just turn him loose."

"A $32,000,000 chase turns into the American thriller of the year!"

"Name Your Poison."

"Shaft's his name. Shaft's his game."

"It's Scrumdiddlyumptious!"

"Life is a Cabaret"

"How far does a girl have to go to untangle her tingle?"

"This is the weekend they didn't play golf."

"It's still the same old story, a fight for love and glory."

"To avoid fainting, keep repeating 'It's only a movie...It's only a movie...'"

"How many eyes does horror have?"

"He's got a plan to stick it to the Man!"

"They transplanted a white bigot's head on a soul brother's body!"

"Where were you in '62?"

"In 1959 a lot of people were killing time. Kit and Holly were killing people."

"Unwittingly He Trained a Dolphin to Kill the President of the United States"

"Pass the warning. A psychic thriller."

"Something beyond comprehension is happening to a little girl on this street, in this house. A man has been called for as a last resort to try and save her. That man is The Exorcist."

"They'd never forget the day he drifted into town."

"You don't make up for your sins in church. You do it on the streets..."

"Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre"

"...all it takes is a little Confidence."

"If this movie doesn't make your skin crawl... It's On Too Tight!"

"Who will survive and what will be left of them?"
AND
"What happened is true. Now the motion picture that's just as real."

"Anything can happen during the dog days of summer. On August 22nd, 1972, everything did."

"See it before you go swimming."
AND
"Don't go in the water."

"Adventure in all its glory!"

"Makes Ben Hur look like an Epic"

"The damnedest thing you ever saw!"

"a different set of jaws"

"Spine Shattering - Bone Blasting"
AND
"She's A One Mama Massacre Squad!"

"The most devastating detective story of this century."

"Not To Be Confused With KING KONG."
AND
"Ten Tons of Animal Fury Leaps from the Screen"

"If You've Got A Taste For Terror... Take Carrie To The Prom."

"There's no body in the family plot."

"A thriller"

"Television will never be the same!"

"His whole life was a million-to-one shot."

"A film that could only be made in South America, where life is CHEAP!"

"On every street in every city, there's a nobody who dreams of being a somebody."

"No one does it to you like Roman Polanski"

"A nervous romance."

"We are not alone"

"Thank you Neil Simon for making us laugh at falling in love...again."

"Where do you go when the record is over..."
AND
"Catch it."

"A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away..."

"The Only Thing More Terrifying Than The Last 12 Minutes Of This Film Are The First 92."

"A new musical-comedy-horror show."

"Your eyes... Your ears... Your senses... will be overwhelmed."

"The Night HE Came Home."

"You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll kiss three bucks goodbye!"
AND
"May the Farce be with you"

"The seed is planted...terror grows."

"Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water..."
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"One good bite deserves another."

"You'll Believe A Man Can Fly!"

"In space no one can hear you scream."

"The horror...the horror."

"Sometimes it's too late to tell the truth."

"A glove story."

"More entertaining than humanly possible."

"If this one doesn't scare you, you're already dead!"

"The human adventure is just beginning..."

"Every year young people disappear."