The Story (continued)
A
montage sequence illustrates the hoopla surrounding the radio-speech
event, a 9 pm show on W.B.N. Posters are displayed with John Doe's
picture and an announcement of the speech. Telephone operators tell
callers that all the tickets have been sold. When he arrives in the
crowded sea of people, he has misgivings about being packaged for
the public for a media event, pressured by various interest groups,
and reading words he has never seen before. In the greenroom, Ann
primes John for his performance for "the big night." She
encourages him before the program airs to avoid being nervous: "All
you have to remember is to be sincere." She expresses her love
for the fictional "John Doe" that she has created:
Ann: John, when you read that speech, please, please
believe every word of it. He turned out to be a wonderful person,
John.
John: Who?
Ann: John Doe, the one in the speech.
John: Oh.
Ann: You know something, I,...I've actually fallen in love with him...
Connell barges in with two last-minute, ludicrous photo
opportunities for John Doe ("cheap publicity" according
to Ann): one with a bathing beauty (a ribbon across the model's bathing
suit reads MISS AVERAGE GIRL): "If that guy lays an egg, I want
to get something out of it. I'm getting a Jane Doe ready"; the
other with two midgets ("a half a heelot" according to
the Colonel), cynical "symbols of little people" that John
holds in his arms during the pose. When the room has finally been
cleared of people and there's one minute until the broadcast, Ann
takes her turn to emotionally pressure him as she combs his hair
and straightens his clothes - she admits that the words in the speech
are her father's while coercing him to take on the characteristics
of "the real John Doe." Then she kisses him good luck after
using a baseball metaphor:
Now please, John, you won't let me down, will ya?
Will ya? Of course you won't. If you'll just think of yourself
as the real John Doe. Listen, everything in that speech are things
a certain man believed in. He was my father, John. When he talked,
people listened. And they'll listen to you too. Funny, you know
what my mother said the other night? She said to look into your
eyes and I'd see father there...Now, listen, John. You're a pitcher.
Now get in there and pitch. Good luck.
"John Doe" - completely impassive and non-reactive
(except for obvious sweating and anxiety) is led to the imposing
microphone (blurry in the foreground) in the studio - actually he's
on a stage with an opened curtain, a live audience and an orchestra
behind him. The fanfare of the orchestra at the appointed hour startles
John, and then an announcer introduces him as "something entirely
new and different."
Standing beside me is the young man who has declared
publically that on Christmas Eve, he intends to commit suicide,
giving as his reason, 'I protest against the state of civilization.'
The stage manager encourages applause from the audience
and motions them to rise in their seats. Hesitant and awkward, John
is pointed to the microphone with his prepared text for the memorable
radio speech. He first explains who a typical Mr. John Doe is - the
average little man:
I am the man you all know as John Doe. I took that
name because it seems to describe...the average man - and that's
me. (He clears his throat.) And that's me. Well, it was me before
I said I was going to jump off the City Hall roof at midnight on
Christmas Eve. Now I guess I'm not average anymore. Now I'm getting
all sorts of attention, from big shots too, the mayor and the governor,
for instance. They don't like those articles I've been writing...
When a heckling voice from the rival newspaper (in
the audience) accuses him of being an imposter, police haul the agitator
away to quell the disturbance. The beginning of the speech is delivered
in a straightforward, amateurish and honest style. [The scene is
quickly cross-cut from backstage onlookers, to individuals in the
audience, to a gloating Norton listening to the broadcast in his
home (and witnessing his servant-help enthusiastically gathered around
a radio in the kitchen), back to Doe, and to the clock on the studio's
wall as time passes.]
Well, people like the governor and that fellow there
can stop worrying. I'm not going to talk about them. I'm gonna
talk about us - the average guys, the John Does. If anybody should
ask you what the average John Doe is like, you couldn't tell him
because he's a million and one things. He's Mr. Big and Mr. Small,
he's simple and he's wise, he's inherently honest but he's got
a streak of larceny in his heart. He seldom walks up to a public
telephone without shovin' his finger into the slot to see if somebody
left a nickel there...
He describes the universality of John Does through
time and history:
He's the man the ads are written for. He's the fella
everybody sells things to. He's Joe Doakes, the world's greatest
stooge and the world's greatest strength. Yes sir, yes sir, we're
a great family, the John Does. We are the meek who are supposed
to inherit the earth. You'll find us everywhere. We raise the crops,
we dig the mines, work the factories, keep the books, fly the planes
and drive the buses, and when the cop yells, 'Stand back there
you,' he means us - the John Does. We've existed since time began.
We built the pyramids. We saw Christ crucified, pulled the oars
for Roman emperors, sailed the boats for Columbus, retreated from
Moscow with Napoleon, and froze with Washington at Valley Forge.
Yes sir, we've been in there dodging left hooks since before History
began to walk. In our struggle for freedom, we've hit the canvas
many a time, but we always bounced back because we're the people
- and we're tough. (Applause)
Then as he becomes more earnest and effective as his
own feelings come to the forefront (and he simultaneously reacts
to Ann's words), he appeals for all the John Does ("the little
punks") in the world to get up on their feet and pull together
as a team. He speaks of his faith in the essential goodness of the
common man and promotes brotherly love with one's neighbor (the guy
next door, one's teammate):
They've started a lot of talk about free people goin'
soft, that we can't take it. That's a lot of hooey! A free people
can beat the world at anything, from war to tiddlywinks, if we
all pull in the same direction.
(Applause)
I know a lot of you are saying, 'What can I do? I'm just a little
punk. I don't count.' Well, you're dead wrong. The little punks have
always counted because in the long run, the character of a country
is the sum total of the character of its little punks.
(Applause)
But we've all got to get in there and pitch. We can't win the old
ball game unless we have teamwork. And that's where every John Doe
comes in. It's up to him to get together with his teammate. And your
teammate, my friends, is the guy next door to ya. Your neighbor -
he's a terribly important guy, that guy next door. You're gonna need
him and he's gonna need you, so look him up. If he's sick, call on
him. If he's hungry, feed him. If he's out of a job, find him one.
To most of you, your neighbor is a stranger, a guy with a barkin'
dog and a high fence around him. Now you can't be a stranger to any
guy that's on your own team. So tear down the fence that separates
you. Tear down the fence and you'll tear down a lot of hates and
prejudices. Tear down all the fences in the country and you'll really
have teamwork.
(Applause)
I know a lot of you are saying to yourselves: 'He's askin' for a
miracle to happen. He's expecting people to change all of a sudden.'
Well, you're wrong. It's no miracle. It's no miracle because I see
it happen once every year and so do you at Christmastime. There's
something swell about the spirit of Christmas, to see what it does
to people, all kinds of people. Now why can't that spirit, that same
warm Christmas spirit last the whole year round? Gosh, if it ever
did, if each and every John Doe would make that spirit last 365 days
out of the year - we'd develop such a strength, we'd create such
a tidal wave of good will that no human force could stand against
it. Yes sir, my friends, the meek can only inherit the earth when
the John Does start loving their neighbors. You'd better start right
now. Don't wait till the game is called on account of darkness. Wake
up, John Doe, you're the hope of the world.
"John Doe" creates a furor with the fifteen-minute
speech (interrupted at one point when the microphone flops over).
He is mobbed by well-wishers, but escapes and retreats to one of
his old vagabond haunts by a riverbank under a bridge with the Colonel.
After running away and becoming disillusioned, he expresses his misgivings
about turning down the $5,000 offer and becoming a sucker: "I
could have been on my way to old Doc Brown." The Colonel is
especially cynical about Ann ("She's a heelot just like the
rest of us. Lucky you got away from her") and John's idealistic
speech ("Tear down all the fences! Why, if you tore one picket
off of your neighbor's fence, he'd sue ya!") They ride the rails
toward the Columbia River, playing another duet of the carefree Hi
Diddle Dee Dee (An Actor's Life for Me) [from Disney's animated
film Pinocchio (1940)], while Norton
orders a search for his new-found "terrific" sensation.
The two are instantly recognized by a cafe counter
clerk Dan (Sterling Holloway) in the small town of Millville during
their independent journey, although baseball player Willoughby denies
any connection other than his "spitting image" resemblance.
He is quickly mobbed in the town where a chapter of the nationwide
chain of "John Doe" clubs has already sprung up. As Norton's
entourage arrives to reclaim John, Mayor Hawkins (Harry Holman) distrusts
his own 'John Doe' constituents on his city hall's 'front porch,'
cautioning them:
Now everybody on your dignity. Don't do anything
to disgrace us. We're a little town, but we got to show off.
Before their arrival, Norton advises Ann: "Present
it to him as a great cause for the common man." Norton and Ann
are led into the mayor's office where John is surrounded by piles
of home-made cooking and female admirers, while the mayor tells them: "The
people were so excited they nearly tore his clothes off." [John
Doe is significantly positioned before framed portraits on the back
wall of Lincoln and Washington.] Doe wants to be left alone to return
to his unrecognized life - uninterested in the results of the newspaper's "circulation
stunt." He hears that people have been deeply influenced by
his speech and have begun forming clubs "to carry out the principles" he
espoused. With his "ability to influence people," Norton
encourages him to join a lecture tour for the "glorious movement." But
John Willoughby reluctantly and skeptically resists them: "Baseball's
my racket and I'm stickin' to it." He urges the Colonel to leave
with him: "Come on, Colonel, let's get outta here."
Uneasy, ambivalent and "all mixed up," Doe
listens to a presentation from local John Doe club members. The Colonel
is obviously disinterested by the sentiments expressed. In appreciation,
Bert Hansen (Regis Toomey), a self-conscious soda jerk and his embarrassed
but proud wife (Ann Doran) tell Doe how his message of 'love thy
neighbor' has changed their lives with their cranky elderly neighbor "Sourpuss" Smithers
(J. Farrell MacDonald). They formed a John Doe Club in the schoolhouse
and suddenly became friends with their neighbors:
It's a shame how little we know about our neighbors...The
reason we wanted to tell you this, Mr. Doe, was to give you an
idea of what you've started. And from where I'm sitting, I don't
see any sense in you jumping off any building....You're a wonderful
man, and it strikes me you can be mighty useful walkin' around
for a while.
Ann enticingly implores John to change his mind and
be convinced to return to public life and the good-will campaign: "Don't
you see what a wonderful thing this can be, but we need you,
John." John consents, but his partner, the Colonel, flees from
the hordes of heelots.
Meanwhile, the strong John Doe Brotherhood Movement,
only present in the Midwest, is being orchestrated and manipulated
by Norton to spread across the entire country - to further his own
political ambitions and the establishment of a police state. A rousing
montage of campaign activity illustrates the spread of the movement
(and chartering of clubs) like a "prairie fire," with its
catchy slogan emblazoned on buttons: "BE A BETTER NEIGHBOR." Norton
and other politicians realize the voting-bloc value of the supporters: "We've
got to get to them. They represent millions of voters."
Norton plans to steer the supporters of the National
John Doe Clubs toward his own political goals through a convention.
Charlie Dawson (Charles C. Wilson), one of John Doe's bodyguards,
believes that Doe has "great yokel appeal," is "beginning
to believe he really wrote that original suicide letter," thinks
Ann is "Joan of Arc" and is infatuated ("nuts")
over her. But Ann has doubts about her complicity and questions herself: "We're
all heels, me especially."
In her bedroom as she packs for the convention (folds
clothes into her suitcase on the bed), John enters, sits down in
the doorway and tells Ann about a "crazy dream" he had
the night before in which Ann is about to marry Norton's rich nephew.
The dream is both cryptic and symbolic (John appears as both Ann's
father and as the justice of the peace), as he chases the young child
Ann across building tops and finally catches her, after she grows
up and just before she recites her marital vows to Ted Sheldon. He
punishes her for marrying Ted (a man who represents values opposed
to her father's values) by spanking her:
It was about you...It was crazy. I dreamt I was your
father. There was something that I was trying to stop you from
doing. So I got up out of bed and I walked right through the wall
here right straight into your room...you know how dreams are, and
there you were in bed. But you were a little girl, you know, about
ten, and very pretty too. So, I shook you and the moment you opened
your eyes, you hopped out of bed, and started running like the
devil in your nightgown. You ran right out the window there and
you ran out over the tops of buildings and roofs and everything
for miles, and I was chasing you. And all the time you were running,
you kept growing bigger and bigger and bigger - and pretty soon
you were as big as you are now. You know, grown up. And all the
time, I kept asking myself what am I chasing her for, and I didn't
know. Ain't that a hot one? Well, anyway, you ran into someplace
and then I ran in after you, and when I got there, there you were
getting married [Ann looks up and freezes] and the nightgown had
changed into a beautiful wedding gown. You sure looked pretty too.
And then I knew what it was that I was trying to stop you from
doing. Dreams are sure crazy, aren't they? Well, would you like
to know who it was you were marrying?...It was that fellow who
sends you flowers every day. What's his name - Mr. Norton's nephew?...But
here's the funniest part of it all. I was the fellow up there doing
the marrying - you know, the justice of peace or something. (Ann:
You? I thought you were chasing me.) Well, yes I was, but I was
your father then, you see. But the real me, John Doe, or that is,
Long John Willoughby, I was the fellow up there with a book, you
know what I mean?... Well, I took you across my knee and I started
spanking you. That is, I didn't do it. I mean, I did do it. But
it wasn't me, you see. I was your father then.
As John acts out her spanking, he describes the kind
of man that would be best for Ann - a knight-in-shining-armor person
with moral authority and responsibility toward his fellow man, holding
values similar to the ones that Ann's father had:
Well, I laid you across my knee and I said, 'Annie,
I won't allow you to marry a man that's just rich or that has his
secretary send you flowers. The man you marry has got to swim rivers
for you, he's got to climb high mountains for you. He's got to
slay dragons for you. He's got to perform wonderful deeds for you.'
Yes sir, and all the time the guy up there, you know, with the
book - me - stood there nodding his head. And he said, 'Go to it,
Pop. Whack her one for me, because that's just the way I feel about
it, too.' So he said, 'Come on down here and whack her yourself.'
So I came down and I WHACKED you a good one...
|