Background
 The
Court Jester (1955) is Paramount's Vista-Vision comedy film
starring Danny Kaye (in his best-known performance). It is a classic,
high-energy musical spoof of the dashing adventure films in Hollywood's
Golden Age of Swashbucklers (many of which starred Errol Flynn).
From the writing/directing/producing team of Melvin Frank and Norman
Panama, the musical costume comedy set in medieval times features
some of motion picture history's best comedic wordplay, in its
story revolving around mistaken identity. It blends numerous genres
together: musical, adventure-swashbuckler, comedy (screwball),
and live-action cartoon.
Kaye stars as acrobat Hubert Hawkins, one of the "Merry
Men" of The Black Fox (Edward Ashley), a Robin Hood-esque or
Zorro-like hero/outlaw who wishes to ensure that the rightful royal
heir to the throne (a baby with a purple pimpernel birthmark on its
behind) is put there instead of a usurper. Adept at impersonation,
Hawkins winds up pretending to be Giacomo (John Carradine) - the
new court jester of the royal usurper King Roderick the First (Cecil
Parker), in order to enter Roderick's palace. Complications arise
when it's revealed that unbeknownst to Hawkins, Giacomo is also a
skilled assassin, hired by the scheming Sir Ravenhurst (Basil Rathbone)
to kill Roderick and acquire the throne for himself.
Complicating matters even further is the film's romantic
sub-plot. Hawkins is hypnotized (by a finger snap) into wooing the
King's daughter - Princess Gwendolyn (Angela Lansbury) by her evil-eyed
lady in waiting Griselda (Mildred Natwick), as she is being forced
by her father into a politically-important marriage with grim Sir
Griswold of the North (Robert Middleton).
The Story
Memorable images, lines, and funniest scenes:
- The film featured some great musical production numbers,
such as "They'll Never Outfox the Fox" and "The Maladjusted
Jester", including one amusing scene where a chorus line of
armored knights surround Hawkins in a song-and-dance number.
- The exchange between Roderick and Hawkins:
King Roderick: The Duke. What did the Duke do?
Hubert Hawkins: Eh... the Duke do?
King Roderick: Yes. And what about the Doge?
Hubert Hawkins: Oh, the Doge!
King Roderick: Eh. Well what did the Doge do?
Hubert Hawkins: The Doge do?
King Roderick: Yes, the Doge do.
Hubert Hawkins: Well, uh, the Doge did what the Doge does. Eh, uh,
when the Doge does his duty to the Duke, that is.
King Roderick: What? What's that?
Hubert Hawkins: Oh, it's very simple, sire. When the Doge did his
duty and the Duke didn't, that's when the Duchess did the dirt to
the Duke with the Doge.
King Roderick: Who did what to what?
Hubert Hawkins: Oh, they all did, sire. There they were in the dark;
the Duke with his dagger, the Doge with his dart, Duchess with her
dirk.
King Roderick: Duchess with her dirk?
Hubert Hawkins: Yes! The Duchess dove at the Duke just when the Duke
dove at the Doge. Now the Duke ducked, the Doge dodged, and the Duchess
didn't. So the Duke got the Duchess, the Duchess got the Doge, and
the Doge got the Duke!
King Roderick: Curious. I... I... hm? What? What's that? All I heard
was that the Duchess had a siege of rheumatism. She's 83, you know.
- Its most famous sequence was the pre-joust toast
(between Hawkins and Sir Griswold), before which Griselda warns Hawkins
about the location of poison in the toast vessel, with the famous
tongue-twisting "Vessel with the Pestle" dialogue ("The
pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel
with the pestle has the brew that is true.") At first, "the
pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice
from the palace has the brew that is true!", but then one of
the containers breaks, so now the flagon with the dragon has the
pellet with the poison.
Hubert Hawkins: I've got it! I've got it! The pellet
with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from
the palace has the brew that is true! Right?
Griselda: Right. But there's been a change: they broke the chalice
from the palace!
Hubert Hawkins: They broke the chalice from the palace?
Griselda: And replaced it with a flagon.
Hubert Hawkins: A flagon...?
Griselda: With the figure of a dragon.
Hubert Hawkins: Flagon with a dragon.
Griselda: Right.
Hubert Hawkins: But did you put the pellet with the poison in the
vessel with the pestle?
Griselda: No! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the
dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!
Hubert Hawkins: The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the
dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
Griselda: Just remember that.
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